Dustin Holifer

Dustin Holifer entered this world with no prior experience. He's since toured the country in punk rawk bands, slammed through the indies of pro wrasslin', and learned how to communicate almost exclusively through quotes from grindhouse and drive-in flicks. He once audited a creative writing class, so now he thinks he can write novels . . . . . . Humor him. His sage advice for you today: "Buckle up, baby! This ride only brakes for cat cafes (minus the cafe part), BBQ pits, and firework stands!"